reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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the-gingerdancer:

i feel like this is a real family photo
suckanicecream:

brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it.  Kill it with fire.

LEVIATHAN! 
  • me: i have no classes with anybody i know
  • my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
  • me: no

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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dashdrive:

if you ever want to hold a boys hand, just tell them you could beat them arm wrestling. they can’t back down from that challenge

flyichiro:

the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

refreshes:

lamelohan:

oh my GOD

CHILL